It is now official; in a stunning reversal of a previously firmly held opinion, the Court of Russell has just ruled that retired people MAY use the word “vacation.”

As you might recall, the Court originally held (in its 2019 landmark “Russell vs. No One In Particular) that when one attains “retired” status, the word “vacation” may no longer be part of one’s vocabulary. Speaking for the majority, Russell said, “Since every day in retirement is a vacation, that word no longer has significance.” He suggested retirees limit the description of travel to a location other than their primary residence be classified as “a trip. Just say, ‘We are taking a trip.’”

Upon further review, however, the Court realized that the root of the word “vacation” is “vacate,” as in “leave.” “So technically, anyone who leaves one place and goes to another can say they are on vacation,” he added.

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