It’s finally happened!
That million dollar idea I have been sitting here waiting to pop into my head JUST DID!
POP!
So before I dash down to the U.S. Patent Office and secure this brilliant brainstorm under legal lock and key, I thought I would first share it with YOU.
Pinkie swear you won’t steal it?
OK… good.
It is really an idea for an entire LINE of products rather than a single solitary item. Admittedly I have only come up with two products for the line so far. But I am sure more will be forthcoming.
All I have to do is sit here perfectly still and wait for The Muse to descend.
So… the product line is called My Truth. And the two products in the line so far are 1.) a bathroom scale and, 2.) a blood pressure cuff.
The inspiration for the My Truth line came from my own personal frustration with the dogged tendency of the “traditional” models of these products to regularly disappoint me.
You might also be familiar with this same kind of disappointment in your life. If so, well, my friend, that disappointment is EXACTLY why you are an ideal customer for either the My Truth bathroom scale or the My Truth blood pressure cuff!
(Cue generic, accentless TV Announcer voice here…) “Tired of those pesky ‘accurate’ readings on your scale and blood pressure cuff that keep reminding you that you need to cut down on desserts, exercise more, lower your sodium intake or adopt generally healthier habits?
“Then you need MY TRUTH! The bathroom scale/blood pressure cuff programmed to give you only GOOD NEWS!
“Just set the read-out for the results you seek and VOILA! See that awesome answer EVERY TIME you step on the scale and/or pump up the cuff!”
“Gone are the days of feeling guilty about falling short of your health goals! With My Truth, you’re always a WINNER! Call now and order yours! Taxes and shipping extra.”
So… whaddya think?
Should I start shopping for that Maui beachfront property now, or should I visit the Lamborghini dealership first?
Of course, this is a “patently” ridiculous idea. I say this acknowledging that I have seen other ideas I labeled as “ridiculous” go on to make gigantic piles of money for their originators (“Pet Rocks” or “Hatchimals” anyone?)
The truth is: you and I need regular and ample doses of truth in our lives… even when that truth disappoints or displeases us.
We need an unmoving north star by which to navigate… acknowledging that our own subjective ability to stay on course is fatally flawed.
But where do we find that North Star? Can we rely on friends? Or spouses? Or family members? On our “guts”?
In many cases, the answer is probably “YES.”
But not in every case.
As far as I know, there is only one source that we can count on to be unerringly true every time we consult it… whether we like that truth or not.
But unlike the friends or family members who might drop a Truth Bomb on us now and then, we can be assured this “truth dispenser” is motivated ONLY by love.
Every. Single. Time.
Jesus said, “… you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free.”(John 8:32, NRSV).
But he never said the truth wouldn’t sting a little bit now and then.
Abundant blessings;
I think you’re on a sticky wicket here. What’s the first casualty in any offensive?
The truth!
Can I simply just say what a comfort to uncover someone that genuinely knows what they are
talking about on the web. You actually realize how to bring an issue to light and make it important.
A lot more people have to check this out and understand this side of the story.
It’s surprising you’re not more popular given that you most certainly have
the gift.