I love baseball.
I mean I REALLY love baseball; despite the fact that I am hexed enough to be a Kansas City Royals fan for life.
When I tell you that I love baseball, I mean I love everything about it.
I love the pace of the game. I love the skill it takes to play it well – primarily because I absolutely, positively lack that skill.
I love the history and lore of baseball… the rich traditions, the iconic players from days of yore, the sacred stadia that no longer exist, and the hidebound rulebook that governs all play.
I love the utter unpredictability of the game… the way that, for example, on one day a hapless team (such as the Royals) can rise up for a moment and defeat the reigning World Champions.
I love the absence of a clock to dictate the completion of a game.
Yes indeed… I do love me some baseball and mourn its absence when the other, imposter sports take center stage during the winter.
And yet, despite the depth of my passion for America’s pastime, the World Cup forces me to make this admission: SOCCER (or football, as the rest of the world calls it) offers a much better analog for this adventure we call life.
As I sat on my couch the other day and watched the ebb and flow of whichever World Cup match it was, the thought occurred: “This game… the pace, the way play unfolds, the way participants act and react to one another… reminds me A LOT of the way my life feels sometimes.”
In the American version of football, a team lines up on the field, executes a complex combination of violent maneuvers, stops, and goes back to plan the next combination of violent maneuvers.
Things happen in carefully scripted episodes.
Not so much in soccer.
American football is also a game of specialization. Each person on the team has ONE very tightly defined role to play. Heck, there is even a guy on the roster whose only job is to bend over and throw the football backward between his legs over a distance of 15 yards… and then gratefully reach out and receive his hefty, six-figure paycheck.
Soccer could not be more different. Except for the goalies, everyone can do everything at any moment. Just as in life.
In soccer, the action is continuous and non-stop. Everything happens on the fly. Yes, there are strategies and tactics involved, but they are made and adjusted while running from one end to the other.
Just as in life.
American football also features continuous coaching. Players go to the sidelines to look at diagrams on laptop computers while the voices of experts sitting in boxes high above the field are piped directly into the ears of other players.
In soccer… it’s just you, the ball, and the game. Also just like in life.
And while the spoils in American football most often go to the biggest, strongest, most powerful players, soccer is remarkably egalitarian. Small, medium-sized, and large people can all play.
Want to round up a group of friends for a quick, friendly game of soccer? Just find some players, an open area, and a ball.
Want to play a game of American football? Well, let’s see; we’ll need helmets and shoulder pads, a ball, a couple of H-shaped goal posts, a large, lined field, a game clock and someone to operate it. Oh, and a referee with a whistle would be good, too.
So despite the fact that I grew up watching and loving American football (and STILL actually prefer it to soccer), I have to admit: soccer bears a much closer resemblance to LIFE than football.
But both of these fall woefully short as metaphors in the whole area of OUTCOME. You see, in soccer, or football, or even my beloved baseball, there must be a WINNER and a LOSER.
One must always prevail over the other. (Otherwise, how do you know where to put the trophy?)
In God’s Great Game, however, Yogi Berra had it exactly right. “It ain’t over ‘til it’s over.”God hangs the victor’s garland around the neck of EVERY player on the field and says, “I love you” as they come off.
And in Jesus’ upside-down scoreboard system, “… the last will be first, and the first will be last,”(Matthew 20:16, NRSV).
You know what else I just realized?
God probably likes American football just as much as soccer.
That upside down scoreboard could make the Reds look a heck of a lot better this year (I live in Cincinnati). Apart from that, nice metaphor, Russ. And Happy 4th!
The Royals would love an upside down scoreboard, too!
Brilliantly conceived and “played.” George Carlin wrote a great piece about the difference between football and baseball. You probably know it. And one morning I heard on NPR a short piece by A. Bartlett Giamatti, on baseball that is classic. I have it somewhere on tape. You gotta hear it. He resigned as president of Yale to become the Commissioner of Baseball. Who wouldn’t? This guy is the father of the actor, Giamatti, that is so great. Carlin talks about football being about driving down the field, smashing the opponent, spiking the ball and baseball is just about going home. Except his is much better than this.
Fun! Thanks!
Warren
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